jueves, 22 de agosto de 2013
miércoles, 21 de agosto de 2013
0:30:55 Yes, is completely easy for someone to stay after class in the school library and sleep there, that's actually possible... I'm sure you could all tell that was pure sarcasm. Also, Twilight hasn't taken a shower since she got to that world... not to mention that we never see if she actually has figured how to use a toilet...
0:30:38 Look at the pile of books! Just how much or what was she reading about? Has she made research on human history?
I'm now thinking what would Twilight's reaction would be when she learned of events such as: The crusades, the conquest of America by the British, French, Spanish and Portuguese, World War 1 and 2, the holocaust, the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, the Vietnam War, the Berlin War... and it is a good thing she was using computers in a school library, because you know those thing must have blockers on the internet for porn sites.
I'm now thinking what would Twilight's reaction would be when she learned of events such as: The crusades, the conquest of America by the British, French, Spanish and Portuguese, World War 1 and 2, the holocaust, the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, the Vietnam War, the Berlin War... and it is a good thing she was using computers in a school library, because you know those thing must have blockers on the internet for porn sites.
0:26:08 And how does Sunset knows!? It was made clear from the start that not even Princess Celestia knew anything about this world, and if there was a book about it Twilight would have read it a long time ago. So how in the world did Sunset know what the effect of an Element of Harmony would have in an alternate world? MORE LOOSE ENDS!
0:25:17 Why is Sunset trying to hide the fact that she's a backstabbing bitch? Everyone in school seems to know her, fear her, and know that she's a backstabbing bitch! In fact, she was being a bitch to Applejack just seconds ago! Is she so dense that she doesn't realize that she's not fooling anyone?
0:22:10 And finally Pinkie Pie gives us some insight, sort of, that ponies in Equestria all have human counterparts in this world! Also, this gives more evidence to my theory that Sunset killed her human counterpart to take her place.
Also, this gives the perfect setting for a spinoff series. Hasbro, is that what you were looking for all along?
Also, this gives the perfect setting for a spinoff series. Hasbro, is that what you were looking for all along?
0:20:55 Twilight has been watching everyone's actions since she got here to understand things better, saw Fluttershy use a spoon to eat that fruit salad, and STILL just tried to eat that apple without using her hands... for a pony like Twilight that has an incredibly attention to detail and is the best student of Princess Celestia, she has become really dumb... must be those teenage hormones going trough her new human body.
0:20:38 Athletes and Rockers I get, but "Fashionistas", "Dramas", "Eco-Kids", "Techies" ... who comes up with those names. The first thing that came to my mind when I heard Eco-Kids was Captain Planet! Also, notice the absence of "goths" equivalents in this school. Are they supposed to be the "Dramas"? This just made no sense at all...
Also, how did Twilight know that the correct replacement word for everypony was everybody?
Also, how did Twilight know that the correct replacement word for everypony was everybody?
0:19:19 Most-Stupid-Plan-EVER! Seriously, just steal the crown, get back to the portal, and get it over with! Then again, we wouldn't have the movie we have now... but we could have this other movie having Twilight sneaking up around the school trying to get the crown. I'm not sure about this one.
But still: That is the Most-Stupid-Plan-EVER!
But still: That is the Most-Stupid-Plan-EVER!
0:19:13 Equestria? You mean that place where there are unicorns, and pegasus, and talking donkeys and gryphons, and phoenix birds, and dragons, and all that other stuff? Nobody in there would believe that someone actually came from another world looking for a missing important item?
Either the ponies in Equestria are more ignorant of the world they live in than we considered them, or Twilight has a very poor opinion of her fellow ponies.
Either the ponies in Equestria are more ignorant of the world they live in than we considered them, or Twilight has a very poor opinion of her fellow ponies.
0:18:34 More evidence that Sunset had stayed in that world for about a decade.
How did she manage that? When she crossed she clearly was a minor, she couldn't have any sort of paper or ID or birth certificate. Was she taken by social services? Did she figure out that everyone had a counterpart, killed her human counterpart, and assumed her identity, living in her house and with her parents... seriously, there's a fan-fic somewhere in there.
How did she manage that? When she crossed she clearly was a minor, she couldn't have any sort of paper or ID or birth certificate. Was she taken by social services? Did she figure out that everyone had a counterpart, killed her human counterpart, and assumed her identity, living in her house and with her parents... seriously, there's a fan-fic somewhere in there.
0:16:57 Was I the only one that was just as freaked as Twilight when Fluttershy mentioned that there was a Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna? Also, if they are the principals, but Princess in their universe, shouldn't they be the presidents of this country? Or the mayors of the city?
Also, if everyone has counterparts, how old are the counterparts of Luna and Celestia supposed to be? Aren't they like over 1000 years old? This world's rules makes no sense!
And MORE LOOSE ENDS!
Also, if everyone has counterparts, how old are the counterparts of Luna and Celestia supposed to be? Aren't they like over 1000 years old? This world's rules makes no sense!
And MORE LOOSE ENDS!
0:11:53 Yes, because having Twilight having come out of an actual mirror on this side (which would have totally made more sense than the statue as I pointed out before) would have actually made for better exposition. She comes out of a mirror, sees her reflection, screams and freaks out, then reaches for her horn that is not there anymore, and then starts looking at her hands. See? That scene right there? Doesn't that seem more like better paced exposition?
Also, school doors that open to the inside violate fire regulations.
Also, school doors that open to the inside violate fire regulations.
0:10:08 And Twilight is freaked out by having hands... seriously, nothing in Equestria has anything that resembles hands? Spike for example? I get the whole freaking out of having a different body, I would totally freak out if I woke up tomorrow looking like a rabbit. But freaking out over hands?
Also, why is she wearing clothes? Do they materialize out of thin air when someone crosses over? That would explain why spike has a collar... but again, LOOSE ENDS!
Also, why is she wearing clothes? Do they materialize out of thin air when someone crosses over? That would explain why spike has a collar... but again, LOOSE ENDS!
0:09:29 Luna had stopped Pinkie before when she tried to touch the mirror with her magic without any problem. There are three Alicorns and one Unicorn, and one of the fastest Pegasus in Equestria in the room. Spike is also behind all the ponies when he starts to run... nobody is able to stop him!? NOBODY!? REALLY!?
0:08:59 What!? Really Celestia, that makes NO SENSE. First of all, you just said you, the all knowing princess, knows nothing of this place. Sunset has been living there for a decade, and for all you know, she has the Element of Harmony with her. You have no idea what is awaiting Twilight on the other side, and you're sending her alone!? Also, why didn't you send someone, ANYONE, after Sunset into the mirror to try to convince her to come back all this years? Or the day she went inside the first time.
Really Celestia, for the ruler that is supposed to care over all her subjects, you show a total lack of caring for your "most prized students" be it Twilight or Sunset.
Really Celestia, for the ruler that is supposed to care over all her subjects, you show a total lack of caring for your "most prized students" be it Twilight or Sunset.
0:07:46 Of all the possible options, cities she could have gone to, places outside of Equestria, why go into the one place nobody (even Princess Celestia) knows about trough the mistery mirror. And once she got there, and found out that she was a human, and had no magic, why not return right away? I would be freaking out! Sunset's actions leave more questions than answers here.
0:07:33 Why send it to the Crystal Empire? Still no sight of Shining Armor. Where the hell is he? Twilight is there, he doesn't show up, the Element of Harmony, and he doesn't show up!
Seriously, they could have done this movie RIGHT AFTER the ending of Season 3: Twilight and her friends stay at Canterlot castle, the mirror could still be there (because, as I pointed out, there is no good reason to place it at the Crystal Empire), Sunset comes out at the night of the coronation, steals the crown, and there you go. Really, the whole moving the mirror to the Crystal Empire, the whole summoning Twilight... all not really needed.
Also, more loose ends!
Seriously, they could have done this movie RIGHT AFTER the ending of Season 3: Twilight and her friends stay at Canterlot castle, the mirror could still be there (because, as I pointed out, there is no good reason to place it at the Crystal Empire), Sunset comes out at the night of the coronation, steals the crown, and there you go. Really, the whole moving the mirror to the Crystal Empire, the whole summoning Twilight... all not really needed.
Also, more loose ends!
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Wait, before Twilight? Celestia took Twilight when she was really young, right after that whole magic freaky thing that ended with Spike's egg hatching... how young was she? And what did she do to impress Celestia so much as to take her as a personal student? Did Sunset have parents? Haven't they been looking for her this whole time? More loose ends!
Once again, why were they called to the Crystal Empire in the first place?
Celestia doesn't know something? The 1000 year old ruler of Equestria doesn't know something about something? What the hell happened here!?
Wait, before Twilight? Celestia took Twilight when she was really young, right after that whole magic freaky thing that ended with Spike's egg hatching... how young was she? And what did she do to impress Celestia so much as to take her as a personal student? Did Sunset have parents? Haven't they been looking for her this whole time? More loose ends!
Once again, why were they called to the Crystal Empire in the first place?
Celestia doesn't know something? The 1000 year old ruler of Equestria doesn't know something about something? What the hell happened here!?
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So, super important magic mirror is left completely unguarded inside a room, and it is not locked... also, that guard in the hallway is making a terrible job.
Tripping over the dragon's tail after she passed all the guards and all that like some ninja... really? Also, if she could levitate the crown, why didn't she do it from the door? Did she have to walk into the room?
Also... How did Sunset know that the Element of Harmony would be right there? In that exact night when the portal could open? True, she could have just assumed that the mirror would be still in Canterlot castle, where it was when she first entered it all those years ago, but even then, how does she know her way around the Crystal Empire castle, a place she could never have seen before, and find Twilight's room, and know that the Element of Harmony was there? Her plan has more loose ends than the one used by the bad guy of 007:Skyfall...
You know, for a Pony that has spent the last decade in a world where she's a human with no magic, Sunset is really good at walking in all fours again and using magic.
Isn't Rainbow Dash one of the fastest ponies in Equestria? Why shouldn't she be able to get Sunset in 10 seconds flat?
Metal crowns don't bounce that way... also what are the chances it would fall right in the mirror?
So, super important magic mirror is left completely unguarded inside a room, and it is not locked... also, that guard in the hallway is making a terrible job.
Tripping over the dragon's tail after she passed all the guards and all that like some ninja... really? Also, if she could levitate the crown, why didn't she do it from the door? Did she have to walk into the room?
Also... How did Sunset know that the Element of Harmony would be right there? In that exact night when the portal could open? True, she could have just assumed that the mirror would be still in Canterlot castle, where it was when she first entered it all those years ago, but even then, how does she know her way around the Crystal Empire castle, a place she could never have seen before, and find Twilight's room, and know that the Element of Harmony was there? Her plan has more loose ends than the one used by the bad guy of 007:Skyfall...
You know, for a Pony that has spent the last decade in a world where she's a human with no magic, Sunset is really good at walking in all fours again and using magic.
Isn't Rainbow Dash one of the fastest ponies in Equestria? Why shouldn't she be able to get Sunset in 10 seconds flat?
Metal crowns don't bounce that way... also what are the chances it would fall right in the mirror?
0:02:30 I always wondered about that. What's the deal with Equestria? I
mean, it seems the Crsytal Empire falls inside its "jurisdiction", so
does Ponyville, but that has a mayor... so was the mayor elected or
appointed by Celestia? Does Equestria have a constitution? Am I thinking
too much? If the last part is true, then I'll continue to do so...
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Having seen the movie four times already, I'll watch it a 5th time and give it a Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment. Now, if you can't handle that, I suggest you all stop reading from now on, and all the comments I add later.
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